Student: Ms. B, do you have kids at home?
Me: (with a great big grin) Not yet.
Student: I thought you did have kids because you said you liked cooking and moms always cook.
Upon arrival at the acupuncturist's after calling earlier to tell them I might be late or have to cancel.
Kristen's Husband: So you finally made it.
Me: (with a smile and a big sigh) Yes, I've finally made it.
Co-worker: First grade must really agree with you, you're all smiles this year.
Me: Yes, I'm loving first grade (inside my head: And I'm knocked up!!)